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Uhm...hummer people.
Read this, and if you can still move any limb of your body you can respond =P
*** (1:01:03 AM):man i think i fucked up my hummer AgitatedPancake (1:01:20 AM):...? *** (1:01:25 AM):off roading is fun but not for an H3 AgitatedPancake (1:01:35 AM):whatd u do *** (1:01:42 AM):that car can crash head on *** (1:01:50 AM):scratched the paint *** (1:02:00 AM):paid $40 for a car wash cuz it was really dirty AgitatedPancake (1:02:09 AM):dude AgitatedPancake (1:02:14 AM):your pretty ****in rich huh? *** (1:02:19 AM):went off roading again last night and paid $10 for a car wash *** (1:02:23 AM):well im spoiled lol *** (1:02:26 AM):not rich AgitatedPancake (1:02:44 AM):my friends think im rich/spoiled when i spend 6 bucks on a car wash AgitatedPancake (1:02:50 AM):when my jeep is caked in mud *** (1:02:59 AM):i got ripped off *** (1:03:08 AM):$40 was a **** load for me AgitatedPancake (1:03:11 AM):lol *** (1:03:23 AM):but then my friend talked me into going again and that his cousin and him would pay AgitatedPancake (1:03:24 AM):i just spent $2500 on a lift for my jeep *** (1:03:34 AM):but the bastards made eme hose off my car at 2 am *** (1:03:46 AM):then they paid for a cheap $10 car wash *** (1:04:04 AM):i noticed so many scratches when i got home and fixed it up the best i could *** (1:04:12 AM):u off road? AgitatedPancake (1:04:17 AM):lol AgitatedPancake (1:04:19 AM):u serious? *** (1:04:25 AM):about? AgitatedPancake (1:04:28 AM):lol... *** (1:04:33 AM):scratches ya *** (1:04:51 AM):u ever been to cali or florida? AgitatedPancake (1:04:51 AM):http://www.agitatedpancake.com/random/jeep/prairi e1.jpg *** (1:04:57 AM):disneyland theme park AgitatedPancake (1:04:57 AM):i live in cali bro AgitatedPancake (1:05:00 AM):and thats my jeep *** (1:05:01 AM):oh **** AgitatedPancake (1:05:07 AM):http://www.agitatedpancake.com/random/jeep/prairi e2.jpg AgitatedPancake (1:05:14 AM):http://www.agitatedpancake.com/random/jeep/prairi e3.jpg *** (1:05:20 AM):my baby could go up those rocks :P AgitatedPancake (1:05:27 AM):lol AgitatedPancake (1:05:29 AM):or not AgitatedPancake (1:05:35 AM):i had to be drug across AgitatedPancake (1:05:38 AM):not enough lift AgitatedPancake (1:05:48 AM):http://www.agitatedpancake.com/random/jeep/Ranch %20117small.jpg *** (1:05:58 AM):that car seems scratched up AgitatedPancake (1:06:01 AM):it is AgitatedPancake (1:06:01 AM):lol AgitatedPancake (1:06:07 AM):I dont care, because I know its gunna get it *** (1:06:10 AM):was it new when u got it? AgitatedPancake (1:06:13 AM):nah AgitatedPancake (1:06:18 AM):hand me down from my dad AgitatedPancake (1:06:24 AM):new when HE got it though *** (1:06:25 AM):ya i fucked up the bottom of my car AgitatedPancake (1:06:30 AM):lol *** (1:07:12 AM):stupid thing about off roading last night at 12 am was turning off all the lights when going in a sandy place with deep holes and high ledges *** (1:07:45 AM):when i turned my lights back on my window was all sandy and full of branches AgitatedPancake (1:08:08 AM):so your doing illegal wheelin AgitatedPancake (1:08:10 AM):brilliant
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
*** (1:08:17 AM):u serious?
*** (1:08:18 AM):lol *** (1:08:25 AM):well my other friends said it was illegal *** (1:08:36 AM):what is legal AgitatedPancake (1:08:41 AM):i figured it was illegal because you turned your lights off AgitatedPancake (1:08:44 AM):where were you *** (1:08:48 AM):no *** (1:08:52 AM):i wanted to add fun to it AgitatedPancake (1:09:03 AM):your in an H3 *** (1:09:05 AM):cuz it was bumpy *** (1:09:10 AM):and i bloor it *** (1:09:12 AM):floor it AgitatedPancake (1:09:13 AM):a slow as hell walrus AgitatedPancake (1:09:17 AM):wow dude AgitatedPancake (1:09:22 AM):you really dont know much about cars do ya? AgitatedPancake (1:09:23 AM):lol *** (1:09:27 AM):no *** (1:09:30 AM):why *** (1:09:32 AM):tell me AgitatedPancake (1:09:34 AM):dont do stupid **** *** (1:09:38 AM):ya *** (1:09:44 AM):im never doing it again AgitatedPancake (1:09:58 AM):well dont floor it *** (1:10:00 AM):luxury car and im nto gonna fuck it up cuz im never getting a new one AgitatedPancake (1:10:02 AM):and dont turn your light off AgitatedPancake (1:10:13 AM):u can offroad AgitatedPancake (1:10:16 AM):just dont be stupid *** (1:10:23 AM):when u off road do u go slow? AgitatedPancake (1:10:32 AM):for the most part AgitatedPancake (1:10:39 AM):because my offroading includes rocks and **** AgitatedPancake (1:10:45 AM):dirt roads i sometimes go faster *** (1:11:01 AM):mine was a construction site i guess *** (1:11:03 AM):well half of it AgitatedPancake (1:11:07 AM):yeah thats illegal *** (1:11:08 AM):then a rocky sandy road *** (1:11:35 AM):man im kinda pissed i screwed up my car that way AgitatedPancake (1:11:41 AM):lol *** (1:11:53 AM):pissed off cuz my friend is being all gay about paying *** (1:11:59 AM):he owes me $10 AgitatedPancake (1:12:19 AM):lol AgitatedPancake (1:12:19 AM):http://www.agitatedpancake.com/random/jeep/DSC0 0704.JPG *** (1:12:21 AM):so off roading on rocks should be like 5mph? AgitatedPancake (1:12:23 AM):would you hit that going fast? *** (1:12:29 AM):dude i floor it on rocks AgitatedPancake (1:12:36 AM):o m g *** (1:12:39 AM):i fucked up so many bushes AgitatedPancake (1:12:40 AM):o m g AgitatedPancake (1:12:42 AM):o m g AgitatedPancake (1:12:45 AM):finesse AgitatedPancake (1:12:47 AM):heard of it? *** (1:12:52 AM):lol AgitatedPancake (1:12:58 AM):take that as a no?
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*** (1:13:01 AM):it was my first time
*** (1:13:30 AM):well it felt like the indiana jones ride at disneyland *** (1:13:47 AM):except for the losing control of the car part *** (1:13:57 AM):my car jumped a lot over the rocks *** (1:14:03 AM):bah AgitatedPancake (1:14:06 AM):yeah you were being dumb AgitatedPancake (1:14:06 AM):lol AgitatedPancake (1:14:10 AM):let me show you some stuff *** (1:14:13 AM):plz *** (1:14:28 AM):teach me the ways AgitatedPancake (1:14:32 AM):http://youtube.com/watch?v=gOZLh4yRrbI&search=j eep AgitatedPancake (1:14:37 AM):thats a decent speed AgitatedPancake (1:14:41 AM):thats not me btw *** (1:15:21 AM):oh **** *** (1:15:33 AM):wow *** (1:15:36 AM):thats slow AgitatedPancake (1:15:39 AM):yeah *** (1:15:40 AM):i shoulda taped my **** AgitatedPancake (1:15:46 AM):you *BREAK* **** when you go faster AgitatedPancake (1:15:53 AM):you can break axles, drivelines, etc AgitatedPancake (1:16:00 AM):hundreds of $$$ if you do *** (1:16:01 AM):oh crap AgitatedPancake (1:16:16 AM):http://youtube.com/watch?v=gUHQ7-1R8Og&search =jeep *** (1:16:20 AM):i should take it to my dealership AgitatedPancake (1:16:31 AM):they would probably go wtf *** (1:17:00 AM):or just walk slowly up to me and slap me AgitatedPancake (1:17:12 AM):or run up and jumpkick yu in the face *** (1:17:15 AM):dude *** (1:17:25 AM):im seriously thinking i fucked up my car *** (1:17:30 AM):now im very worried AgitatedPancake (1:17:46 AM):http://youtube.com/watch?v=gUHQ7-1R8Og&search =jeep *** (1:17:52 AM):i did like 30 mph into a small pond AgitatedPancake (1:17:59 AM):if there are no new wierd noises and **** i wouldnt wor...uhm *** (1:18:01 AM):crashed in there and water flew on top of my car AgitatedPancake (1:18:02 AM):30mph? *** (1:18:07 AM):ya AgitatedPancake (1:18:14 AM):mm hmm... *** (1:18:17 AM):im guessing that cuz it was half way to flooring *** (1:18:28 AM):and that was the second time i crashed really hard *** (1:18:43 AM):and broke the frame around my license place *** (1:18:45 AM):plate AgitatedPancake (1:19:00 AM):lol man AgitatedPancake (1:19:16 AM):so this is you huh? AgitatedPancake (1:19:16 AM):http://youtube.com/watch?v=JZ-Sh7APTfs&search= offroad
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
*** (1:19:28 AM):i got lodged on a rock in th water
*** (1:19:43 AM):my car isnt lifted AgitatedPancake (1:19:55 AM):i mean the driving style AgitatedPancake (1:19:57 AM):how hard di dyou hit the rock, and where did it hit? *** (1:20:14 AM):ok *** (1:20:26 AM):think of like a hill with a small pond on the other side *** (1:20:42 AM):idk why i thought the car would land straight *** (1:20:46 AM):it landed head first *** (1:21:02 AM):and we kept sinking so i tried to go through the middle and got stuck AgitatedPancake (1:21:12 AM):you actually caught air? *** (1:21:19 AM):we got stuck for like 2 min but my baby pulled through *** (1:21:21 AM):some yes AgitatedPancake (1:21:31 AM):mm hmm *** (1:21:42 AM):thats when i lost half of the frame around my license plate AgitatedPancake (1:21:47 AM):good speed AgitatedPancake (1:21:48 AM):http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z7VALmhiY...and%20cherokee AgitatedPancake (1:22:00 AM):so did your tires hit the ground first or did the actual front of the truck hit? *** (1:22:47 AM):truck AgitatedPancake (1:23:28 AM):uhm...man....lol AgitatedPancake (1:23:36 AM):go to the dealership *** (1:23:38 AM):what tires would have been better? AgitatedPancake (1:23:43 AM):ask them to check EVERYTHING over
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
wow
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
I blame the schools...
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
so i guess that an H3 is a car, sweet, i was wondering about that
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
He's gay.
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
I'm surprized he has lived this long
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
Part 2. Worse than part 1. Please resfrain from reading if you have an unstable IQ, as this could make it drop significantly.
*** (7:49:03 PM):dude *** (7:49:13 PM):how much do u htink it would cost to lift the side of my car *** (7:49:18 PM):i just noticed it leaned to the left *** (7:49:23 PM):not much though AgitatedPancake (7:49:26 PM):lol. *** (7:49:28 PM):and i bent some shit AgitatedPancake (7:49:31 PM):lol. *** (7:49:35 PM):ok tell me *** (7:49:37 PM):no mroe lol AgitatedPancake (7:49:44 PM):you dont lift just one side AgitatedPancake (7:49:52 PM):and if its leaning one way theres something wrogn AgitatedPancake (7:49:54 PM):wrong *** (7:49:59 PM):well obviously AgitatedPancake (7:50:29 PM):go to someone that knows something *** (7:50:31 PM):what u think is wrong? *** (7:50:34 PM):bah AgitatedPancake (7:50:38 PM):i cant tell i cant see it *** (7:50:48 PM):well drive over AgitatedPancake (7:50:58 PM):it sounds like your muffler bearing is going bad though... AgitatedPancake (7:51:02 PM):your probably going to need a new one man *** (7:51:07 PM):how much is that? AgitatedPancake (7:51:17 PM):lol. AgitatedPancake (7:51:23 PM):there is no muffler bearing i was fuckin with ya *** (7:51:49 PM):gee thanks for fucking with me *** (7:51:54 PM):u know im not worried at all AgitatedPancake (7:51:59 PM):but in all seriousness *** (7:51:59 PM):seeing my hummer lean to a side AgitatedPancake (7:52:07 PM):you need to go to someone that knows some shit AgitatedPancake (7:52:12 PM):you really should get taht looked at. *** (7:52:17 PM):ya i am tomorrow *** (7:52:43 PM):im guessing it will cost a lot cuz the mechanic over the phone wouldnt even give me an estiamte AgitatedPancake (7:52:55 PM):did he know what was wrong? *** (7:53:10 PM):i told him i went off roading and now the car is leaning to the left AgitatedPancake (7:53:14 PM):and if its still under warrenty why dont you check out the dealership *** (7:53:26 PM):mechanic at the dealership AgitatedPancake (7:53:31 PM):ah. *** (7:53:36 PM):ill just say it came that way *** (7:53:39 PM):maybe they will buy *** (7:53:40 PM):it AgitatedPancake (7:54:05 PM):no they wont AgitatedPancake (7:54:10 PM):all they have to do is look underneath *** (7:54:10 PM):i know *** (7:54:15 PM):oh AgitatedPancake (7:57:53 PM):lol AgitatedPancake (7:58:03 PM):yeah...you might be in for some money *** (7:58:06 PM):well its just the front left tire *** (7:58:14 PM):the back looks good *** (7:58:22 PM):the front side step bar is bent *** (7:58:37 PM):even though im 19 im gonna get it lol *** (7:58:50 PM):if u fucked up ur car would ur parents care? AgitatedPancake (7:59:03 PM):depends on how bad and what i did to do it AgitatedPancake (7:59:08 PM):if i did it doing something stupid, yeah *** (7:59:27 PM):was it worth the 5 min of fun? *** (7:59:37 PM):ill have to see by the price tomorrow *** (7:59:39 PM):bill* AgitatedPancake (7:59:44 PM):well i DIDNT do anything stupid, and I havent done anything like that *** (7:59:45 PM):would i do it again? *** (7:59:46 PM):probably
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
AgitatedPancake (7:59:47 PM):i offroad for hours
AgitatedPancake (7:59:50 PM):without doing stupid stuff AgitatedPancake (8:00:01 PM):havin a fuckin blast *** (8:00:05 PM):peer pressure i cave in easily when i want to do something AgitatedPancake (8:00:16 PM):sucks for you *** (8:00:19 PM):yep AgitatedPancake (8:00:23 PM):go smoke weed, get drunk and take some E AgitatedPancake (8:00:24 PM):NOW *** (8:00:28 PM):u have a blast at going 5 mph? AgitatedPancake (8:00:35 PM):fuck yeah I do *** (8:00:40 PM):ur like WHOAA *** (8:00:43 PM):lol AgitatedPancake (8:00:49 PM):its not shocking or suprising AgitatedPancake (8:00:50 PM):its just fun *** (8:00:57 PM):dude my sun roof cover opened and the shit hanging from my mirror fell *** (8:01:10 PM):my friends ipod ended up at my feet *** (8:01:22 PM):i think i smashed it cuz it sucked after *** (8:02:20 PM):so u calling me stupid? AgitatedPancake (8:02:37 PM):nope, because you didnt know any better AgitatedPancake (8:02:44 PM):youll be stupid if you do it again AgitatedPancake (8:02:51 PM):because now you do *** (8:03:08 PM):it was my third time >_> *** (8:03:18 PM):i didnt know it was messed up the first time AgitatedPancake (8:03:18 PM):you just called yourself stupid
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
****(H3 guy)--->
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
I cant wait to see the final $$$ damage for this one.
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
Friggin moron.
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
This is probably a repost, but the white h2 at the end might resemble what he is looking at!
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I don't know why you guys are saying this kid is so stupid. I offroad all the time with the skinny pedal to the floor...it's way more fun and you can go through a lot more.
BUT....for God sakes...not in my GOOD vehicles!!!! I do that shit in my free or 200$ beaters that we hack the fenders off of and throw 33's or 35's on and just beat the shit out of until they're completely dead and then take them to the scrap yard. I'm honestly not surprised...that's what this kid's parents deserve for raising such a retarded child and then giving him a new luxury SUV when he's 19. I would love to go wheeling with that kid...I would laugh my ass off watching that thing get destroyed. A couple of my buddies and I went wheeling last year with a kid with a new bone-stock Lexus RX300 that had a 15,000$ stereo system in it. It was actually rather amusing watching him destroy the underside of the vehicle.
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I want a hummer..............
from his girlfriend
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I was kidding in asking why you guys were calling him stupid. I floor 4x4's all the time offroad, but what I was saying was that I only do it with the free beaters that I get that I don't give a shit about. Beating the shit out of a free beater vehicle is not stupid, it's fun as hell....beating the shit out of a new H3 is absolutely retarded. Dale....you're as dumb as the pissed off pancake. Where's your brain!?
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
uhm check out this funny but retarted XJ driver... there are tards everywhere
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Re: Uhm...hummer people.
i love this thread
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HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
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